It’s Grim Up North(For Me Old Pal Al)

It’s grim up North chilly on Adrian’s balls. a rediscovered Roman rubbish dump has been uncovered. But what garbage. Such treasure. The ordinary everyday turned into the stuff of museums. But the fort at Vindalandia was also in times gone past a Roman mailbox. A treasure of letters written in Latin on wood shavings. Letters from the past finally arrive at last. “Dearest Blah Blah & Blah ...am sending you a parcel of socks, shoes & underpants! ” Priceless. The letters finally get delivered to the 20th century. Nothing changes much since then. It’s grim up North chilly on Adrian’s balls.