' ' ' Love Is Blind – Mein Kampf!

I mean...how was I to know. It was BLIND DATE & yes...I picked contestant No.2. Hitler! I always had a thingy for German blokes. But then what choice had I? Stalin was No.1 and the other one was Genghis Khan. I wasn’t exactly killed for choice! At once Hitler invaded my private space annexed all my attention. I mean it was a Blitzkrieg! I didn’t have time to say “Nein! ” And the Hit man was the kind who would take no for an answer! Now I am expecting his love child & the Fuhrer has yes...you guessed flown the nest. What did I expect...a 1000 years? All I got was a grubby postcard from Buenos Aries (40 years out of date) And a stuck on photo booth picture with his moustache shaved off. God I always hated that moustache...it tickled so! But what will I tell the child when he asks(as he’s bound to do) “What did Dad do in the last war? ”