Once Bitten(For Scarlett)

Stopping for a roadside pee in the Australian outback (the great Lord’s great outdoors) still fresh as if he had just created it that minute. Ah, paradise! Eyes closed with relief as an arc of urine glinting gracefully a silver rainbow dancing in the sun until (all of a sudden) a kookaburra bird screaming a warning one is bitten on the manhood by a pissed upon pissed off snake who don’t take to people pissing on it’s patch. the pain was great (like Adam being expelled from the Garden of Eden.) The man nearly died ut lived to tell the tale which he (for a free beer) would regale one & all but always made sure that now (bladder bursting) he used the outside loo.