' ' ' ' ' Princess And The Pee(For My Old Pal Al)

Princess drunk as a skunk falls flat on her face on the bare bed (unmade) not a sheet not a pillowcase not even a coverlet just mattress. Feels an urgent need to pee soliloquises with herself. 'To pee(hee hee) or(hee hee) not to pee ha ha aaaaaaaaaaaahh ...forget it! ' Wees and wets herself. Only realises her position come morning well...hung...over. She(OW!) thinks what happened to the fairy tale. Pulls the bell pull lying in a pool of her own urine. 'You rang, Mam? ' a slimy servant enquires holding his nose & looking up her dress. Takes a quick Pic on his mobile phone and then posts it on the Internet. Moral? Princesses who get pissed should suffer the consequences.