Self Staker(For Michael But Not About Him)

Seeing as no one else would I started stalking me. I was beside myself with joy like wow everywhere I’d go why...there I’d be! Always kept one step ahead of my Self spying on me with evil intent ogling myself as I’d come & go I also...went. Fancying my Self like mad finally it got so bad & I had to take out a court order on me restraining my Self saying that I couldn’t come a hundred yards within myself & when that failed I had to have my Self arrested & taken into my own custody. But now having observed my Self closely I realised I was nothing special (quite ordinary actually) & I went totally off my Self couldn’t stand me no more! And that’s when it dawned I’d have to find somebody other than my good Self to stalk & “Well...hello...there! ”