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Ah, I see now! You are having a row with me but have neglected to tell me. Ah so! There you go making it up as you go along. Giving great gusto to your part & playing my part too. A monologue for two. 'I never said that..! ' you say as if I had said otherwise. I haven't even opened my mouth. (except to) (impersonate) (a goldfish) . 'Excuse me...is this a private row or can I join in two! ' I'm trying to find a place to jump on but the merry-go-round of your imagined slights...the feeling that you're impeccably right is going far too fast & I am thrown off. At last you come to a self satisfied end leaving me in great doubt as to just what it was I was supposed to be arguing about!