A Carnivore Again (Fun Poem 153)

After 7 month and 4 days I am a carnivore again. I can bite into an apple and chew on a juicy steak. No more liquidising and taking dinner through a straw. Yes, I got my teeth today. But the only problem is I have a rotten cold. What will happen when I sneeze? Are my brand new teeth going to fly across the room gathering dust as they roll across the floor, the possibility remain to be seen. One thing I do know is I can yodel now and I never did that before! Having said all that it’s just nice to know I have a full set of knashers and I am a carnivore again. 28 January 2014