A Flying Cow

Millie Moo Cow was grazing in a field on day when her fairy godmother came to pay a visit to her. Millie you are a good old cow and your days are not yet through. If I had wish for you what would that wish be fore? Millie chewed at her cud and thought for a bit. I would like a pair of wings so I could fly like the birds and then I could find the green fields with all the tenders shoots to graze upon. The fairy godmother waved her wand and on Millie, two beautiful wings grew. Millie flapped her new wings and into the sky, she flew. As she, few around she caused quite a stir. Looking down she remembered all those who had tormented her. Now she had wings she could get her revenge. She dived and did a somersault and then began her bombing run laying on them cow pats big and round. People ran for cover as Millie flew on by. Tiring of her games in a green field, she landed. Her fairy godmother wasn’t pleased. You were only supposed to look for green fields not go bombarding people with your poo. For your bad behaviour, I’m taking your wings away from you. She waved her magic wand again and Millie’s wings were gone. The moral of this story is when they say do unto others as they do unto you. You will be punished so go do it first.