Another Lot Of Things You Shouldn’t Do

Never date Wonder Woman you will never know what she might do. She could toss her golden lariat and choke the truth out of you. Never date Superman when he asks you to take a flight with him. He might dropp you as he waves to the crowd below. Never date Spiderman on any given day. He might leave dangling in his web while he is called away. Never date Batman because you will never be alone. He has always got a Robin bobbing along behind. Never ever date Dodgy Dave The Vicar because he’ll preach all night to you and just to top that you’ll be chased by Vera with a rolling pin in hand. 22 November 2007