Brain Or No Brain That Is The Question

I had to go to the hospital today. They x-rayed my head two days ago, now I had to go back for the results, to find out whether I had a brain or not. I wasn’t sure you see, for if you shone a light in one ear, the light came out the other ear, which made everyone think there was nothing to stop the light in-between. So now, one can only assume that if I did have a brain it must be the size of a peanut. Of course, I will not know that until I get called to go in for my appointment. However, if it is that small I’m not going to tell anyone. 8 October 2007