Coming To Take Me Back (Nonsense Poem)

They're coming to take me back to the funny farm where I was born, at least that is what my wife calls it. Where the cows in the fields do the rumba all day while chewing on their cud. The rooster does the hokey kokey at the crack of dawn. The sheep do the cha cha cha while grazing in the fields and the farmer just waltz's around the farm feeding the chickens doing the old fashion two step. All the animals dance to their own beat and they are coming to take me back to teach them how to square dance with them on a Saturday night. I see the men in white coats coming up to my door to drag me away in my Santa Claus outfit and park me in their sleigh. With a sprinkling of dust and a hearty Hi Ho Silver away! Wait a minute that was the Lone Ranger and Tonto. What ever happen to Rudolph? He is still frolicking with Donna in the snow, then with a whoosh we are off to the funny farm the place where I was born. 21-22 November 2014