Et Came To Breakfast (Fun Poem 10)

My breakfast was going snap, crackle and pop, when suddenly in the chair opposite something went plop. I looked across the table and was astonished to see, a little green man looking at me. I blinked a couple of times, even pinched myself to make sure it was real. He was, you can believe, and my breakfast he was trying to steal. We pulled at the bowl, no one getting the upper hand, and then he stuck his finger in the bowl, and sucked out the blinking lot, milk and my snap, crackle and pop. The moral of this story. If a little green man comes to breakfast, Get an extra bowl. 28 April 2007