Every Hoodie Has His Big Honk

New words pop up everyday to add in the dictionary. Now one of the later words is Hoodie to go with the collection. Now a Hoodie is someone who looks a bit like a Monk. However, what is the first thing that you see when you spot one of them, it is their trademark, and I’m not talking about the hood, I’m talking about their honk that stretches out from within. The bigger the honk, the bigger the hood to try to cover it. Now Mick Jagger has his lips, but a Hoodie always has his honk. Everyone one is different, just like a fingerprint, even Scotland Yard have started a new records department and it is called the Honkers Records Office with thousands of photographs of Honks peering out from under hoods. Soon your Passport photograph will not be displaying a picture of you, but just a picture of your honk. Even the people at the Guinness Book of Records have started a new section called Honkers of the world. The biggest honk is owned by Eliza Shrinking Violet with one all of 64 inches long. Pinocchio came in second place. He could be first next year as his honk is still growing. 16 November 2007