Fruit And Nutter

I know some of my poems can be a bit absurd. All you have to do is look at who writes them he is a bit absurd too. Anyone who plays Cowboys and Indians at the age of sixty something has to be a bit of a fruit and nutter. However, saying all that I really play Preachers and Indians with a couple of sermons thrown in for good measure. They gave me the tag of Dodgy Dave, the wife says it is because I dodge the Hoover, but it’s because everyone thinks I’m a bit of a fruit and nutter. I stumble over my own sermons and get locked up in jail for that especially when I cannot read what I’ve just written. I have weird sense of humour and all you have to do is ask my friends about that. I have a saying if you don’t come to my church, my church will come to you when you’re not looking. When friends see me with a wicked grin they know there’s a gag a foot so they run and hide and I wonder why. What do I care I’m just a fruit and nutter and having a lot of fun with that. 11 September 2009