Funny Things (Fun Poem 89)

There are many funny things that people take with them, when they are desperate, and go into the loo. My boss the other day took some long handled grabbers in with her. I am assuming she took them with her to help pull up her knickers. I once found a five hundred-page novel ever so well read. I’m thinking the person who left it there must have brought his bed. He would have needed it with that many pages to get through. The next time you go to the loo just look around at the funny things others have left behind and try to work out what they wanted them for. 2-3 October 2008