Green Man

The story I am about to tell is about a man who fell down a well. His real name was Costaswell that was until he fell down the well where the night before in the shadows of the moon someone tipped gallons of green paint down the well. Then poor Costaswell fell in and when he popped his head out. Everyone thought he was an Alien. You all know the type, a green man from Mars. Someone called the army in, they asked where his spaceship had landed. He said he did not have one and he did not come from Mars. Now poor Costaswell is better know as the green man who did not come from mars, but from Hampton Court. Now when he walks down the street dogs come and raise a leg up as they think he is a tree. Kids drag their mothers to come and see the green Martian from Hampton Court. Everyone is wondering now in the winter what will he do, will he turn a light green or will he turn blue. 10 September 2009