Hokum Smokum 2 (Fun Poem 140)

Sugar Puff Wombling Wolf the English Apache was so excited one day. He announced he was going to appear on TV and the crew from the BBC arrived and filmed him at his worst, drinking fire-water and running amok. He was a hit became an instant star, appearing in the Weakest Link and then in Midsommer Murders. He even got his own Radio show and then became an artist's model, but as fame rises, sadness follows, and so it happened five years ago when his wife was murdered. Thankfully our English Apache has countless friends who closed in with the support he needed. Today Sugar Puff Wombling Wolf is back to his pesky self, preparing himself to run amok in his adopted home of Deadwood amongst his forever friends and to seek new ways to pass the church collection plate, but I don't think he'll succeed. 7 February 2013 Author's Note: Both Hokum Smokum fun poems are semi-based on the life of my good friend Dennis Grinsted aka Wolf the English Apache.