Is There Anyone Out There 2 There Is (Fun Poem 109)

I was working in a farm one day when a pink and purple spaceship landed on a bale of hay. I gave a second look making sure my yes did not deceive me. Oh, there is was for sure a pink and purple spaceship perched on a bale of hay. I looked at it for a while in disbelief, then a door opened, and a series of steps extended. Two brightly coloured aliens emerged from the craft and raised a hand in peace. To duplicate the greeting I raise my hand too The shorter alien approached me. I smiled and stuck my hand out. They stuck a finger out and touched one of mine. A blue flash exploded as our two fingers met. Like a bolt of lightning, I felt a tingling feeling inside. The alien gave out a loud groan and then collapsed on the ground. “Oh my, what is wrong with them? ” I asked as I went to pick up the alien. The other alien joined me saying. “They will be all right. It is the first time with an earthling.” “First time for what? ” I wanted to know. “First time for sex with an earthling.” The alien declared. “Don’t worry; my sister will be all right when she’s finished.” I looked at both of them and could not believe what I heard. I had sex with an alien, now that is absurd. The alien carried his sister back to their space ship closed the door, took up the stairs and off they went back out to space. Several months went by and that pink and purple spaceship one day returned. Only this time three aliens emerged. One of them, the shortest one had a strange resemblance to me. The only difference being was the colour it was bright florescent blue. The second shortest, the one I’d seen before extended a finger and as it touched mine the blue flash exploded once again. They hurried back to their spaceship, their work for the day done. Months later when I saw them there was half a dozen of them. That concludes my story of my alien family and how it all began with one big blue flash. 22 February 2011