Just My Luck (Fun Poem 73)

I went to the dentist for the first time in twenty years. Sat in the waiting room waiting to get my call. Finally, it came and I reluctantly went in, hand shaking and nervous as can be and was surprised to find the dentist looked like she had just walked out of the centrefold of a Playboy magazine. She was blonde and dropp dead gorgeous. Instead of a man looking like, he had just walked out of a rugby scrum. Trust little old me to gets this beauty. I sat in the chair took out my false teeth knowing she wouldn’t want to see them and opened my mouth wider so she could have a peek inside. “I’m going to have to take an X-ray at those.” “No problem.” I replied. After the X-rays were taken, she asked me what pills I was on. “The one you put in your shoe to make you go limp.” I replied jokingly. Sadly she didn’t get the joke I’m afraid. However, because of the pills, I was on and the way the tooth was embedded in my gum. I have to go to the hospital to have the darn thing out. Just my luck. Here I get the prettiest dentist to fool around with my teeth and she then refers me to the hospital. Doesn’t that just take the cake. Just my luck. There is a small consolation when I go. They will knock me out and I won’t see who is pulling out my teeth. 25 April 2008