Oh Mummy, Oh Mummy

Oh Mummy, oh Mummy where are you? You were in your sarcophagus yesterday but now you are gone. Oh Mummy, oh Mummy where may you be? Has someone in the night come in and stolen thee? Oh Mummy, oh Mummy I know you are two thousand years old and just a box of bandages, but about you, I care so. I found you in that pyramid amongst all your treasures for the after life. Oh Mummy, oh Mummy there you are hiding away from me. Hey, what are you doing? Oooh Mummy stop doing that, you are two thousand years old and I am only twenty-three. Oooh Mummy. Oooh Mummy don’t stop now. Oooh Mummy you are a sexy beast. 4 November 2009