What A Crazy World

What a crazy world we live in, and you can say that again. For when we open up, ours mouths sometimes the words we say, just come out all wrong. A Scottish friend of my wife went to see the Doctor as her pregnancy was over due. The Doctor told her he would give it another week and then he would have to induce her. When she went, home and her husband asked how it went. What she said next must have come as a big surprise. The Doctor said if I haven’t had it in another week, he was going to seduce me. Another friend of Vera’s went to the Doctor one day. He asked, have you come on your cycle? She quickly replied, no my husband brought me in his car. Vera must be learning from them. When we were engaged, my mother gave her a large bunch of peonies. She went to work the next day and told all her friends about the flowers. She then wondered why they were curled up with laughter. She told them about the flowers OK, but her tongue couldn’t get a grip on peonies and something else came out instead. What a crazy world we live in and I wouldn’t change it in anyway. 21 February 2008