August 15

My new Web site is dropdead.com It's interactive you get to choose how you'll die, where, and at what age and it'll still come as a complete surprise to you I guarantee but let's not get morbid it's a game it's more fun than bullshit.com and a lot less narcissistic than kissmyass.com Michael Douglas will play the lead with Sandra Bullock as a baby in an out-of-control baby carriage going down the Odessa Steps but that's just one scenario you can create your own we're going to have an IPO tomorrow you can buy shares at getrich.com