A Covid Christmas

Granny came for Christmas She brought her little dog too The first thing it did Was crap on the floor Which stuck to everyones shoe Aunt Flora came with her husband Wearing a large floral hat He trod on the dog Which cause it to yelp That was the first Christmas spat The twins fought over their presents Now scattered all over the floor They argued all day Then started to cry Then shoved them all in a draw The turkey was stuffed by granny And potatoes pealed the wife All ready to cook And time for a drink With thoughts of a non Covid Life Then granny lost her false teeth Which caused her face to droop She looked high and low Nowhere to be seen And later were found in the soup They then sat round the tree Despite it being old and well used The dog had a wee The cable now wet Which caused the lights to be fused Christmas then ended at eight After drinking all of the beer They said their goodbyes With a hug and a kiss Promising to do the same next year