Agony Aunt 4

Dear Agony Aunt my husband has started something new He's learning to dance the Argentine tango The trouble is we're both 92 And I have the tan but not the go. He dances in supermarket aisles And scares other shoppers away Even though he always smiles It just leaves me in utter dismay. Dear reader this is my advice Go take him to the freezer aisle And fill his pants with chunks of ice That should at least remove his smile. Dear Agony Aunt I did what you said It even put him in a trance But I now have another dread The ice made him start to tap dance.