Celebrity

He stood all of 5 feet 5 inches, A legend in his own underpants Vainly displaying his credentials Of a rolling pin and soup spoon. He was a television phenomenon A big TV star, a celebrity chef. The world was at his size 8 feet: A chef’s hat hid his partially bald head. He was a name on a thousand households Lips. His cupcakes a true legend: He was a boon to all marketers And starred in many TV commercials. Heads would turn in the street when He walked past and people wanted His autograph, he always carried a pen. He was so proud of himself. But what did he do for society? What did he do for the world’s poor? Did he ever win a Nobel Prize for medicine? No, just another of life’s parasites.