The Greatest Buffoon Ever.

They elected a buffoon To the highest office In the light of the moon, A simple name of Boris. Without common sense Or wit, or charm, He speaks verbal flatulence, Does nothing to restore calm. With words laden heavy Like ‘Get Brexit Done' Brexit is ‘Oven Ready' Is anything but fun. When the country starts to sink In austerity, poverty and despair The economy continues to shrink The buffoon will still be there. Covid a catastrophe at best Leadership a failure too Brexit turning into a mess You wanna put your head in the loo. But to get the buffoon to go They'll have to give him a medal And make him a Lord your know So he can no longer stay and meddle. Present it to him by the queen, Mint a medal with great rapidity, A medal that must always be seen A Medal for Outstanding Stupidity.