Insidious Tik Tok Tentacles

The platform called Tik Tok is a threat to national security As we have been told by guardians of our national interest Tik Tok was invented by a Chinese software developer Its initial barrage of viral mindworms took us by stealth Cleverly disguised to look like dance routines and pranks There is an agenda in the cuteness of untrained dancers That saps our resolve to reverse the trade imbalance And there may be encoded messages in jiggling breasts So watch out for cultural products from China Don't be tricked by news about the Chinese satellite Which was launched as an experiment to pick up space junk Its robotic arm stowed pieces of space junk in a net bag Hurrah for a human achievement, right? No, it's a threat! A former NASA official informed our journalists That picking up space junk is ironclad evidence: The Chinese are now capable of harming OUR satellites So be careful about news that appears 'innocent' And don't forget that Zuckerberg's wife is Chinese And the virtual metaverse will soften our bones And 'Zuck' wants to make 'Meta' his trademark But we need the word 'meta' to describe what happened When Megan admitted that her courtship with Harry Was just right for making a docu-drama For reality TV