Be Brave!

Be brave! They say, but they don't know The terrors that I've seen! Pink elephants with eyes that glow That glare and look so mean! Those elephants can really roar, Like trumpets from their trunks! Then they taunt me with their encore, They dance as if they're hunks! They may look hunks to someone else, As they prance on the ground, But I wish they'd say their farewells, I don't like them around! You've never seen long tusks their size! Like spears from left to right! I put my hands upon my eyes! I just can't stand the sight! Pink elephants! They're everywhere! The cops won't do a thing... They smile at me like they don't care, Say I'm imagining! I don't take drugs and don't drink booze! God's got it in for me! They'll lock me up, won't let me loose, They'll throw away the key! At last, I'm all alone, at last! This padded cell is great... No longer feeling quite downcast... The catering's first rate... I think I'll stay here for a while... No trunks, no tusks, no ears... In fact, that thought sure makes me smile... I could stay here for years...