Cheereth Thyself Uppeth!

Cheereth thyself uppeth! OK? As it's a brand new year! Breathe in and out calmeth today! No needeth to drink beer! Just spareth time, relaxeth now, And taketh heart, dear friend, We must get througheth this somehow, Don't goeth round the bend! So plougheth on and plougheth right, And prayeth once again! I prayeth every day and night As doeth faithful men. Cheereth thyself uppeth! OK? Counteth thy blessings still. Casteth away today's dismay And payeth the electricity bill. Denis Martindale.1st of January 2026. The poem is about the cost-of-living crisis! The current electricity bill is shocking! Nuff said.