God Bless Countdown!

God bless Countdown on Channel Four With consonants and vowels galore And gorgeous Carol Vorderman - If she can't do sums no-one can! She gets a nine day after day! (Ten out of ten, from me, I say!) And Richard hosts with repartee... We groan at puns yet all agree That here's a show that's wonderful - Easy-going and amiable! Half wit, half style and full of fun, Good sportsmanship from everyone! Just when I've got a sweet old six, Some guy with seven gets his kicks! When I've got seven, he's got eight! And I start thinking, 'Great... just... great! ' I had a nine in ninety-two! Since then I haven't got a clue! How do they do it! ? Life's not fair! It's just a game! Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! I've memorised the dictionary! Don't go to sleep till half-past-three! Yet still they beat me EVERY DAY... God bless Countdown... yeah... OK...