Happy Birthday, June 2012

I can't believe another year Has come and gone again! Price-drop-TV has brought us cheer And gets ten out of ten! Just think of all the money shaved Off prices every day! Just think of all the money saved And shout hip, hip, hooray! I can't believe the one pound deals Or those one penny shocks! I stare amazed and my head reels 'Cos price-drop-TV rocks! I've bought my prezzies by the score And Stephen Gayfords, too! If I were rich, I'd buy some more, Just like collectors do! Praise God for precious gifts we've seen, Like diamonds, rubies, pearls And tanzanite fit for the Queen, Princesses, ladies, girls... Yes, happy birthday! Where's the cake? What's that, they haven't any? My word, come on, for goodness sake! They sold it for a penny! Denis Martindale, copyright, June 2012. A poem celebrating price-drop-tv's 9th birthday here in the UK, where the shopping channel is on Sky, Virgin Media, Freesat and Freeview. Visit the username (pricedrop) on facebook!