Me And My Guardian Angel

I don't know where he's flown off to, Moonlighting I suspect, My part-time hero simply flew And left me to reflect... So here I stand complaining And moaning to myself, While he's off, I'm remaining... He's left me on the shelf! He likes to stay anonymous, I've never learnt his name, 'Cos if I knew I'd cause a fuss And firmly point the blame! I've got my list of accidents That he seemed to ignore, No wonder that I take offence At every single flaw! I thought that he was on my side, 'Cos sometimes he came through, But now my eyes are open wide, He hasn't got a clue! It's hit-and-miss from first-to-last, My records act as proof! He'll have to go! I'm quite aghast! And that's the honest truth!