My Funny Sunny Holiday!

At first, my trip to sunny France Was simply for some wild romance, Away from folks at home I'd miss While some French girl I'd soon kiss-kiss! So off I flew upon the plane Till almost reaching Sunny Spain, But landing still on France's soil, With temperatures still set to boil! At dead of night, we all arrived, Just thanking God, we'd all survived And from the journey in the coach Our half-built hotel to approach! Our rooms sufficed to suit our needs And I slept well from all these deeds... When I awoke, the beach called me! So off I went to sun and sea... French girls' bikinis here and there Had made my English eyes to stare! So many Baywatch fantasies While I rubbed oil on my knees... No tan had I on that first day, That's why nobody came my way! But that all changed within that week, My skin all tanned on my physique... French girls surrounded me in time, Amazed that I looked so sublime! I lied about my age and smiled, Just mesmerised and quite beguiled! To think, French ladies I'd entrance! They made my holiday in France! And yet no matter where I roam, It's always nice when I get home!