Please, God! Choose Someone Else!

The bestest writer in the werld! Terror tales sending footsies curled! Or soppy stuff thats full of love, Romantic dreams that proved enough... Yeah, Id write stuff to make folks laugh, A few tears for an epitaph And sci-fi, too, for Star Truck fans, Falls well with in my future plans! Yeah, cloke and dagger stuffs OK, With Bond, James Bond, to save the day! The hero chases for a mile, The villain giggles with a smile! Wots that, Lord? Me, write poetry? Forgive me, Lord, but thats potty! No fame or fortune writing rimes When heres a hero fighting crimes! Oh, God! Please, God! Choose someone else! My wallets sounding warning bells! Im skint already, its not fair! I want to be a millunaire!