Supertight

They call me Mister Supertight, As if I'm somewhat mean! But I'll buy if the price is right, In fact, it's then I'm keen! I love a bargain now and then, I think that's quite sublime... Like Mister Scrooge and skinflint men, Why should I waste my time? I visit stores, I shop around, I go online as well... And, oh, the savings that I've found! The stories I could tell! I save those coupon vouchers, too, Five pound, ten pound and more! Like frugal folks, I'll Google through And find discounts galore! My Bank account can testify The savings that I've made! Like me, research before you buy, Then haggle unafraid! Half price may be the best you'll get, Like two-for-one steal deals... If cashback sites are your best bet, Then think of how that feels... They call me Mister Supertight, As if I'm somewhat mad! Yet overpaying's not that bright, I don't like being had! Thank God, I'm full of Christmas cheer! Paid too much? You're to blame! I've saved a fortune year-by-year... And you can do the same!