The Freeview User Manual

Blah, blah, blah, blah... Batteries in. Switch on... Scan for Freeview channels... No channels found. Plug in aerial. Scan for Freeview channels again... Found 3 channels. Are you kidding me? Page 12. Try a signal booster... Later that afternoon... Another £20 that's cost me! Plug in aerial. Find a spare cable. Fit cable to Freeview box... Scan again... Channels in the wrong order. Page 13. Top of page: Delete channels. Page 13. Try manual scan... Finally...100 channels. Later that evening... 30 channels disappeared. Flipping thing! Remove aerial. Autoscan. No channels. Reconnect aerial. Pause for some whiskey... Rescan channels. Ah... Click Save channels! Check EPG. What's the EPG? Page 205. Technical Terms Explained. Later the next morning... Page 16. How to record a programme... OK, why's the first 5 minutes not there? Page 17. Missing segments in recordings? Page 18. Using Timeshift rewind playback. Press rewind button and again, again and again. Pause at chosen start point for manual recording. Press record then start button. Fast forward to end of programme... Rewind to end of programme... Fast forward to end of programme... Press record and stop button. Where's the stop button? Page 4. Remote control buttons guide. Press the stop button... Later that afternoon... in the shop... Hi, I've brought this Freeview thing back. What's wrong with it, mate? It's flipping driving me m.m.mental! Denis Martindale, copyright February 2011.