Wot, Me? Write A Poem! ?

Wot's that? Indeed, the cheek of it! Wot's worth the writing down? Then puzzling over every bit When other people frown... Use fancy words not simple ones? That Shakespeare drove us mad! I couldn't stand his silly puns... They really were quite sad... And who pays me for wot I write? Well, no-one here for sure! Good day, good afternoon, good night! No point in saying more! Denis Martindale July 2019. This is about a school boy who is told by his teacher that he wants everyone in the class to write a poem! There's only one problem... the boy hates poetry!