You've Never Read Me Poetry! ?

You've NEVER read me poetry! ? Not NEVER! ? Oh, my dear! I've ad poems on der telly and share new ones each year! Where av you been, ow could dat be? No wonder dat yor sad! I right poems dat are funny and dey will make you glad! I giggle when I right dem down or as I type away. Dat's why I aven't got a frown, I'm gigglin night and day! Me poems turnup ear and dare, sum even rime and scan, Although I ain't a millunair, I do der best I can! I put poems on dat internet once Grammarly gets done And frank lee I am in it's debt as it corrects each one! Denis Martindale, for the 3rd of March 2025.