If You're Good/ If You're Bad

If you're very good you'll receive A jar of moonlight and rainbows; A ticket to the kingdom of dreams; A spoonful of blue heaven; A swan made of delicate crystal That can float upon the air. And a lush velvet photograph That changes with the seasons. But if you're very bad you'll receive A bag of sweets that taste very bitter A cushion forged from old, dry bones; A crown of thorns that can never be removed; A black box that contains abominable ghosts; A pair of gloves that turn into serpents; And a pocketful of fears made of all The dust and ashes of the centuries.