Instant Kharma: (A Short Satirical Sketch)

In early April 2020 apparently our great, dear leader BoJo was eventually admitted to hospital after apparently contracting coronavirus. Here is a short sketch about it. A hypothetical hospital somewhere inLondon: BoJo (looking very pale and weary) : I'm feeling terrible. I think I need to be put on a ventilator a.s.a.p! Nurse: (nonchalantly): Sorry but there's none available currently. BoJo: What? ! But this is urgent! ! ! Nurse: (again nonchalantly) : Sorry, but since the cold, calculated Tory government has drastically undercut services, over a 10 year period, due to its ruthless ideological pursuit of austerity, we have very little in the way of equipment. You'll just have to wait in line like the rest of our patients...equality and all that. I'm sure you understand. BoJo: Oh..erm...yes..yes...that's all fine and dandy... but don't you know WHO I AM? Nurse: (angrily) : Certainly...you're a first class plonker, like the rest of your cronies, who helped put us in this dire situation in the first place...TOO BAD!