My Ideal, Multi - Layered Cheeseburger

Sometimes I'm consumed by a pressing urge To indulge in a multi- layered cheese burger: Like the wild ones created by Claes Oldenburg. Indeed, I would perhaps venture even further. Mine would be filled with fried onions and lettuce, Tomatoes and smeared with mustard and mayonnaise. And I might add some pickles, and how could one forget, Several rashers of smoked bacon? O happy days! My textured cheese burger would be a work of art, But unlike Oldenburg's, surely bad for my heart. Especially, when maybe accompanied by A large, sugary milkshake and salty French fries. Accompanying picture: Claes Oldenburg: Two Cheeseburgers, With Everything (Dual Hamburgers) ,1962.