The Unreliability Of Modern Gadgetry

We are forever being sold the lie, That modern gadgetry, makes things so much Easier. Well here's what's happened to me: In the course of a year: my printer's broken Down twice and also the damn ink never works. My 'Superfast' Broadband is as slow as A snail. And I'm so tired of repeating Meaningless orders and hackneyed passwords. I now use OpenOffice, and when I Send documents no one can open them. Also the files seem to be corrupted. There appears to be no rhyme or reason. My crude spell checker doesn't seem able To recognise any 'difficult' words. It also takes an age to remove unwanted Bullet points and footnotes. I have a naff Video recorder that records things For 10 seconds only. Thank Christ I Don't use a smart phone, O I can just Imagine the frustration! And last month, My university card refused to swipe. So I had to wait some time in the cold, For someone to help me open a door. Watched a webinar, and all I could hear Was a crackling, fragmented voice. My God! It seems like when I use Skype it freezes. I can get audio, but no visuals. Yesterday, true to form, voice mail failed to Function on 'fabulous' Facebook Messenger. O I must have wasted hours, of useful Energy and time, on so called labour Saving devices. Now, perhaps it is The case, that technology has something Against me. Who knows? It is not beyond The realms of possibility perhaps. But by applying elementary logic, To my soul destroying situation, I've decided that I'm a victim of Planned obsolescence. In the end, I guess, It's all about making lots of money!