Sonnet: On The Condom

O sheath divine, of latex- Thou art great! In serving mankind in these awful days; Praise-worthy is thy sexual use till date; Thou aidst both males and females in love’s ways! What tons of sperms, thou must have prevented! And helped all ages sense Cupid, Venus; The STD pandemic, thou curtailed; And made sex safer, blissful, without fuss. Thine service to sex-workers knows no words; Preventing much unwanted human birth; Alas, mis-guided ones behave like herds! Unnatural, perverted sex has gained girth. Thro’ thee, the population-clock is slack; Adultery, God’s anger are now back!