Answering The Usual Questions

My name is Johnny Vincent Brown, I live on Leicester Court, My Pa's not here, he's gone downtown, An' I am three feet short, An' I weigh sixty-three pounds, too, An' I know my A, B, C's, An' I say good-bye an' howdy-do, An' yessum, yessir, please. An' I'm a good boy all the time, I do jes' what I'm told, I like ter run an' jump an' climb, I'm only four years old. I don't like hair that hangs in curls, An' I am fond of cake, But I ain't got no use for girls An' I hate stummick ache. I like the baby that we've got, I go ter Sunday School, I say my prayers beside my cot, I know the Golden Rule. I'll be a man when I grow up, I've got a dandy sleigh, An' if that's all you want ter know I'll skip along an' play.