A Laudable Loo.

Well, did you ever! Oh how grand! In the smallest of rooms I stared As farmer friends beamed, proud planning Had now worked, to get me in there..... Scenes of sealife, all shaped to size, Gulls climbed tiled walls, ultra-style flooring Depicting shore was grand, beguiling, But nothing beat the best encore....... New plastic loo-seat caught my eye. A see-through piece, - - clear, indiscreet Watery-blues fully defied Belief with petrified fish, neatly Entombed, smiling, dead-eyed at me! Sea-horses cavorting with crabs Amid floating bubbles, freely Suspended in jellified padding, Completed with shells by the score, Sea-weedy bordered, ...flourescent too! I smiled warily, bolted the door And then did the best I could do, I just flushed it - - - unobtrusively!