Saturday Shopping!

I leave early to visit the market. Weekend shopping gets more of a battle. I scrape paint off the car as I park it, Then forget parking-fee in the hassle. The pushchair for baby needs mending, an Ominous wobble begins in the wheel. The dog slips his lead and chases a man In a van, then he won't come back to heel. I much later arrive at the fruit stall, Dog, baby and wheel all by now screeching. I grab the fruit bag which splits, apples fall All over the floor, - I begin reaching, And knock over more, - but it's eggs this time! 'Anyone breaking will pay' says the sign! I laugh as I pick up my parking fine! Is there anyone else with luck like mine?