According To Darwin

According to Darwin our ancestors came down off of the trees And like most other mammals we are subject to fleas And we can host deadly viruses that can give rise to disease And spread around our germs each time we cough and sneeze The majority of religious people with Darwin's theory disagree In talk of the origin of the species only evil they do see Darwin's theory of evolution to them is blasphemy And a great insult to God the creator and to humanity Was Darwin right in his theory I do not profess to know That from pre-historic mammals our ancestors into human beings did grow Old Darwin was a clever bloke to give the man his due And what you think of his theory I'll leave that up to you That some of my long dead ancestors eat fruit and nuts upon a tree Does not seem at all insulting at least not so to me.