Afternoon Session

On their lunch hour Dean, Ernie and Darren along with Helen, Brett and Chris Went across to Knoxfield Tavern decided to give lunch a miss One hour's drinking became two hours and two hours drinking became three And twenty pots and four hours later they were drunk as drunk can be. It so happens I was not with them only going by what I hear That Helen looked a little scattered she had overdosed on beer And the three seasoned drinkers Ernie, Dean and Darren were well over.05 If you go by the Lawmakers they were quite unfit to drive. Chris had more than one too many when she's happy she laughs a lot And the shout went round many times 'buy the girls another pot' And young Brett with an upset stomach vomited a frothy brew He blamed greasy chips he'd eaten, beer or chips which of the two? . Don't talk to me of drinking sessions I've been there and I've done that And I've spent hours of guzzling Carlton when I lived in Ballarat Often spent up to ten hours of drinking in the Buninyong Crown Hotel And all next day the splitting headaches I remember all too well The six I have already mentioned in the pub spent the afternoon And they seemed to enjoy their session they will have another soon And even the three most seasoned drinkers were well over.05 And in the book of the Lawmakers they would be too drunk to drive.