All You Need To Become Famous

'Tis not easy to become one worthy of note Though you may even have been a Koroit Spud Poet That may gain you maybe some local renown Though you won't become the toast of the small rural town. You may be crowned a Legend of the Koroit Lake School And become better known in and near Warrnambool But the majority those who love cricket and football Will not look on your honour as important at all. For notoriety you may do something for fun Like running nude down Liebig Street in the warm Summer sun But the Warrnambool police will arrest you and take you to court And no point in telling the justice that you did it for sport. There may not be one for miles around quite as clever as you But to be famous you so not need a high I Q To be a good footballer will bring you renown And will help to make you the toast of the town. You may be a Spud Poet or a Lake School Legend of an exclusive club But that won't even make you famous in Mickey Bourke's Pub All you need to become famous is be a good footballer big, healthy and strong And you will be honoured in story and song.