Balding Middle Aged Ted

He is not tall and handsome balding middle aged Ted But he has a reputation of being good in bed Of his sexual prowess among some women word of him has got around And locally stories of his sexual exploits true or not does abound Since their sexual needs Ted has satisfied A few local middle aged women from their husbands have secrets to hide Though of his sexual conquests Ted would never brag For local male virility he is one who helps to carry the flag Though in the local pub he is one quite well known He is not part of any social group there he always drinks on his own Whilst the younger drinking mates on their sexual prowess do waffle away Ted on such matters has nothing to say It is true the old saying that shut mouth never catch flies Ted to engage in such public boasting is too wily and wise Action speaks louder than words as the wise one does say With Ted anyhow it is surely this way Ted an unmarried father has just turned thirty nine As a sexual being he matures like good wine He is not handsome looking broad shouldered and tall But at loving making of him it is said there is nothing small.